So, for those wondering:
@Sainty97 created a bot for us to allow me to create news posts on the forums, and which are then plopped into the Discord news channel. Absolutely amazing! This is really going to be an absolutely helpful thing for getting news out, properly! Because I'm lazy, I don't like to write the same stuff in two or more places... now, I just have to write it to the forums news, and the bot does the rest! WOOT!!!